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Monday, October 31, 2011

Madame Geddes' guide to perfect children

Do you find that your children often behave like monsters? These easy to follow guidelines will have your youngsters on their best behavior in no time!


1. Observe an early bedtime. A child who is up all night is prone to a cranky disposition.

2. Spend quality time with father. Children need a male figure to set a disciplinary tone in the household.


3. Provide proper nutrition. A balanced diet will produce a balanced demeanor.


4. Don't suppress laughter. Playtime is also essential to release a child's extra energy, encouraging obedience in turn.


Yes, at times exercising constant discipline can be draining,

but the reward of seeing your little monster turn into a little angel is well worth the effort.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

2 comments:

  1. I loved this post! You are so witty and cleaver Carolyn! The boys should look scary but really they just look adorable.

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  2. My! What cute bat & vampires you have!

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