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Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Lacey Headbands

I realize it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out how to make a headband. But I flatter myself to think that maybe someone out there could use my own tips for the pretty pretty head candy.

First start with an arsenal of lace and ribbons. I feel this is something one should have on hand at all times. Like you would milk or toilet paper. Press them with an iron on medium heat. You may also want some other tools like Fray Check, Horsehair braid, pins and a hot glue gun.


Cut the ribbon. I cut two main pieces: a top piece {the feature} and a bottom piece {the worker}. Cut the top piece 9" long and the bottom piece 18" long. You can adjust these lengths depending on your head size if your worried about fit. I cut the 'feature' ends straight across and the 'worker' ends at an angle.


Now don't be worried if the ribbon you love is wired. After cutting to size, press on on the corners until you feel the poke of the wire end. Grasp the tip of wire and pull back the ribbon to expose it. {tweezers help a lot} When you've got more than an inch exposed, wrap it around your finger and yank!


After cutting your ribbon lengths, {and ridding yourself of that pesky wire} apply fray check to the ends and allow to dry.


Now have some fun layering laces and other edgings to the back of your 'feature' ribbon. Apply a thin ribbon of hot glue and place your lace so it will peek out when the 'feature' is flipped back over. Trim to fit after applying. I also use popsicle stick to press down the lace and spread out the glue while it's still hot so it's not lumpy when it dries. {what you have to eat to get that popsicle stick is totally up to you.}


Fold each of your ribbons in half {both the 'feature' and the 'worker'} and pin the center of each.


Layer the ribbons on top of each other, matching up the center pins. The 'feature' should be on bottom and the 'worker' should be on top. Make sure both ribbons are laying pretty side down. Then fold back one half of the 'worker', apply your hot glue to the back of the 'feature' and place the lifted half back down. Do your popsicle stick trick. Repeat on the other half.


Flip over to right side up. Glue a small strip of your lace over the edge to clean up the look. Trim to fit.


Another option is to wrap a thin ribbon around both the 'feature' and 'worker' and secure with glue in the back.


If you have a pretty lace that's perfect without edging, but is too delicate, horsehair braid will help. It's a flexible, woven, nylon braiding that is semi sheer. It comes in white or black and varying widths. It's woven on the diagonal so it's width can also change when pulled or pushed - think chinese finger trap.


If you are using horsehair braid, you will have to do a little hand sewing. Pin the braid to the back of your lace and stitch it on using matching thread and small stitches. Careful not to pull your thread too tight because it will pucker your lace. I don't recommend machine sewing for the same reason.

The end of horsehair is very pokey. Use a scrap of ribbon to fold over the ends of the 'feature' and glue to the front and back.


Your headbands are done now. And because they tie on to your head they look just as pretty from the back as they do the front. Tie a few onto a card and give as gift. They even look good enough to not wrap.



and then give them to that cute little pixie you know for her 30th birthday.


yup. adorable.

Saturday, September 17, 2011

improvaganza



dan and i have been watching this like EVERY NIGHT. I just want you to know what i'm talking about when i say
"totally partayyyyyyyyyy!

Monday, August 29, 2011

if i had a chain link fence.

I would do this to it.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

you had me at "ahoy"

hey kids! do you want to be a pirate?

well, first there are some things you should consider before making this big decision...

the eye patch will take some getting used to.


and you will need to wear a head scarf at all times.

you're going to have to wear uncomfortably tight pants.

and stripes must be incorporated into you daily wardrobe.

being pretty is not allowed.
practice your best pirate grimace now.


and of course there's the mandatory tattoo.

"good hair days" will be a thing of the past,

because of that pesky constant head scarf.

and after all that, you will most likely be mocked for your appearance.

it takes a big crew to find a treasure.

which means you'll have to share.

and finding a crew means cavorting with all kinds of people!


dangerous people...

tough people...

people lacking in sobriety...

people much cuter than you...

crazy people...

but who knows? maybe you'll find your pirate soul mate!

then when you and your crew find your treasure,

you'll learn that the captain gets all the best stuff.


you'll spend many a year at sea.

and you'd better get used to skulls and crossbones, cause they're everywhere.

you won't be texting anymore,


but you probably won't have two hands anyway.


yes pirates are loud...

and the job is tiresome.

but i hear they throw the best parties!
i didn't get ALL the pictures i'd hoped for. you can see more on my ma's facebook page.

Friday, July 22, 2011

secret ingredient


My bro Paul is marrying his high school sweetheart Kelsi in August. And since Dan is not a blogger, I would like to share on his behalf, with all marrying/married fellows, Dan's top secret tactic for marital bliss that he's been employing for the eight years of our marriage.

...Ready?....

ALWAYS APOLOGIZE FIRST.

Now hear me out. It doesn't make you a door mat - it works! and here's why:

1. IT ENDS THE FIGHT.
Who can argue with "I'm sorry"? No one. and suddenly you're on the same side.

2. HE'S LETTING ME "WIN".
Women's engines run on emotions. Once I've killed the motor, and am able to take a deep breath, I find myself apologizing right back. After all, it does take two to fight.

3. IT INTRODUCES PERSPECTIVE.
Now that we've put down our weapons {Yes, I once literally threw a pin cushion at Dan.} we can talk about it like grown ups, and it's never as big a deal as it seemed 5 minutes ago. We end up mutually making resolutions to try better.

4. MR. WRONG IS ALWAYS MR. RIGHT!
Every time he apologizes first, I walk away thinking "That Dan is a keeper. I'm so lucky! NO husband is better than mine!" and your lady will be thinking the same thing.
*side note girls: if you're thinking those things, tell him!*

Give it a try guys. It might work for you too!

Friday, July 15, 2011

JUDE ....

...is growing up too fast.

...got his first tooth about a week ago.

...hardly ever cries.

...is my first baby to refuse bottles and binkies.

...forgets I'm there sometimes when he's nursing. He'll be eating for a while then look up at me in surprise as if to say "how long have you been here watching me?"

...is extremely ticklish.

...often falls prey to biting from his parents and other relatives.

...wonders if his mom will ever get his birth announcements out. don't worry judey, I'm working on it!