fan club
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
a little plug
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
who dun it?
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
the rest
Double Trouble
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
O frabjous day!
POOPED IN THE POTTY!
Those of you who are well acquainted with the situation, should have no difficulties picturing me dancing the jig that I am right now.
I have never been so excited to see a gigantic turd in the toilet in all my life! And reflecting back, I am feeling nauseous about how closely and how long we examined that turd while offering every word of praise and acknowledgment we could think of.
My boy has become an official big boy.
WOOT WOOT!
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Happy Happyween
eat candy - uh, trick-or-treat.
Oh yeah.
Saturday, October 24, 2009
I spy with my little eye...
{and not in this order}
1. green food coloring
2. pure orange extract (optional)
3. about 1 tsp vegetable oil
4. 8 0z block cream cheese - softened
5. 16-18 0z pkg sandwich cookies
(your choice - I used lemon)
6. mini chocolate chips
7. 12 0z pkg white chocolate baking chips
You will also need:
1. double boiler
2. food processor
(this is mandatory! If you don't have one, call around to see who does.
Tell them if they let you borrow it, you'll make it worth their while.)
3. melon baller
4. large toothpicks
5. super professional piping bag (or ziplock, whatever)
6. paper nut cups (optional)
Finely crush your cookies in the food processor and toss into the lovely artisan your hubbie bought you for Christmas, or a large mixing bowl. Cube your cream cheese and toss that in too.
Mix
After it is well blended and looks like cookie dough,
shape into balls with your melon baller.
Place in pan or plate and freeze for 20-30 min.
Meanwhile, add your white chips and v. oil to your double boiler and melt over med/low heat.
Stir until smooth. Stir in approx. 1/2 tsp orange extract.
Remove glass bowl and set on a hot mat near a good work surface.
Remove cookie balls from freezer. One at a time, insert toothpick into bottom of each ball and dip in melted w. chocolate, turning to coat. Pull off toothpick and let cool on wax paper. Your fingers will get messy. Wait till you've dipped all the balls before licking them.
Chill in the fridge about an hour. Place in paper nut cups and arrange on platter for your party.
Thursday, October 22, 2009
tee hee!
Or that it's SOOO edited that it looks like a newspaper clipping?
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
overheard thru the baby moniter today
she's done it again...
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Top Ten Random Tips
subtitled: apparently I'm obsessed with my freezer. Invest in a big box of freezer bags.
10. Put a tracking device on your kid. Most grocery/craft stores give away free balloons at their customer service desk. I do my shopping there first and tie one on Parker's wrist. Then if he wanders (at any store) I just look for the bobbing balloon.
9. Two is better than one. I buy two bunches of bananas. a small ripe and a larger bunch of green. As soon as my kids have downed the ripe ones, the green ones are ready to eat - not icky and brown.
8. Get Bulky. I buy bulk packages of meat. Then right when I get home I separate them into meal-sized portions and put them in freezer bags. With a permanent marker I write the (estimated) weight on the bag for easy defrosting. Then I just defrost one for dinner and know it will be the perfect amount. Two for company.
7. Feed your party guests what your family won't eat. For some reason citrus just sits in our fruit basket. Maybe it's because peeling is too much work, maybe it's because you're always gambling when you buy oranges. When they are about to pass their peek, I wash them whole with a little dish soap and slice them into disks. Then, you guessed it, freeze'em. The next time I have a party, I can throw them in the water. They'll add color, flavor and serve as ice.
6. Don't cry over chopped onion. About half an hour+ before I chop it, I stick my onion in the freezer. (it's getting pretty crowded in there) It freezes the vapors that make your eyes water. Which leads me to my next one...
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Top Ten Halloween Songs You May Have Overlooked
10. Spider Man - The Cure
{not to be confused with the theme song for our favorite sticky-fingered hero}
9. Hell - Squirrel Nut Zippers
{remember when they were popular? I was in high school.}
8. Werewolves of London - Warron Zevon
{my fave line: I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vicks, his hair was perfect.}
7. Devil Woman - Cliff Richard
6. Dancing at the Zombie Zoo - Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
{I grew up on Full Moon Fever. What can I say? Some parents are just cooler than others.}
5. Little Red Riding Hood - Sam the Sham
{and of course Wooly Bully if you don't already have it}
4. We Only Come Out at Night - Smashing Pumpkins
{don't worry - there's no screaming in this song}
3. Strange Magic - E.L.O.
{that stands for Electric Light Orchestra}
2. My Beloved Monster - The Eels
{LOVE this song!!}
1. Werewolf Bar Mitzvah - Tracy Jordan (Morgan)
{to those of you not 30 Rock savvy, I say: become so!}
There you have it. Download these babies for a spooky good time and make sure to blast them out your window for your trick - or - treaters. I believe in sharing the wealth.
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Think Pink
We are so excited! And I know pink is a cliche, but when was the last time any of got to buy some? There was a WHOLE LOTTA pink at the shower...