I don't mean to brag but...

...my kids are beautiful.

a novella

brought to you by hil and sam's Cinco De Mustache party

this is the story of Lone Vaquero.

fastest draw in the south west.
he devoted his days to finding the evil El Nino...

face of a sweet infante

but heart of a diablo.

the locals lived in fear.
for he pillaged the villages to satisfy his lust for milk and diapers.

he kept dastardly company to aid in his tirades.

including Rubia, owner of the cantina.

who had a secret dance to warn the villains that occupied her establishment,
and help them escape the law through her underground tunnels.

Vaquero knew of this song and dance.
he tracked El Nino to the cantina one day.

but first he stationed the policia at the back escape.

Rubia sensed the danger and shook her maracas with fury!

El Nino fled but Alguacil was hiding in the shadows.
The tyrant was caught at last!

and there was much rejoicing!