i'd like to relay a textversation my sister Jessica and I had the other day which, i found extremely diverting.
Jessica: Did you like how they called Katie Holmes walking around a stage "dancing?"
Me: Ha! What's also laughable was her saying she 'loves to sing and dance.' AND that she was paid to do it!
Jessica: If that's dancing, then I dance around my house all day long.
Me: Whew! You must get tired. Do you also lip sing?
Jessica: You know it. What do you think Judy Garland's son thought? He had a pained look on his face. He was probably like, "Uh, what the h[eck] was that?"
Me: They probably paid him to be there too.
Jessica: I wonder if he donated his proceeds as well? Maybe to the Save Liza fund.